I’m sorry I missed your birthday party mom, but I’m hoping I can borrow a couple of hundred without you telling dad.
See I met this really hot guy in the bar and after I invited him over, we got talking and I mentioned I could shove my hand up my ass. He called me a liar and said if I could do it He’d let me blow him. Well when I got to the wrist, he said if I could get three more inches in, he’d fuck me, so I strained at it, but then when I was close, i got stuck.
Then he took my wallet and stereo and a few pics, and said we could talk about more cash later.